Some people really make me smile. I'm out at sea just now, and the companies policy for phones updating is zero. Play store is blocked and whatever Apples thing is called is blocked too.
I downloaded a game from F-droids site and transferred it to my cheap ass chineese android phone while I was in the smoking room, and started playing. One of the new deck hands, who isn't too clued up on anything techy, saw this and asked me if I was some sort of hacker!
Obviously I said YES. lol
What sort of noob things have folk said to you that make you smile.